foxy loxy

[enkigrl]

YAY! IT'S NAKED TIME!!

Graham has left for his journey into the hinterlands of the east coast, where there is snow and trees-with-no-leaves and the apartment is MINEMINEMINE for WEEKS. Katie's Twelve Days of HERMIT! I am lush and luxuriating and lazy and lots of things that start with L.

And lox. I am also lox. Hooray Amanda! Hooray the Plate of Ultimate Deli-ness! For yea and verily, upon the spot that said 'Cream Cheese', there WAS cream cheese, and upon the spot that said 'Onions' - onions appeared! It's a Hanukkah miracle! Now it, um, needs to magically refill itself eight nights in a row.

Bagel bagel bagel bagel BAGEL-PLATE!

Comments

[nosugarsadded.livejournal.com]

Let me just say that the Jews know what they're fucking doing with those lox and cream cheese and bagels and onions. Yesterday was the first time I had it all together and I just about had an orgasm in the middle of the living room. Or maybe it was because I was watching Angel. Either way works.

I think I, of all people, spend the most time walking around your apartment naked. Enjoy your fleshy carpet picnic time. And if you need me to drop by and scare your pants on, lemme know. ;)

[enkigrl.livejournal.com]

eek! PANTS!

i shall have to start deadbolting the door, for to keep out both the vampires AND the amanda. *grrrrrrin*

angel and lox DO go rather well together, don't they? there's something infinitely bagel about the maestro-of-brood.

[nosugarsadded.livejournal.com]

Be sure to deadbolt ALL the doors. Else I could be sneaky and go in through the door in Graham's room, and then I'd invite all of my vampire friends. You'd never be safe!

[jobsafety.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid it doesn't work that way. The oil (cream cheese, lox) doesn't reappear; it just lasts seven days longer than expected.
WHich, let me tell you, doesn't happen with lox.

but happy hanukkah.

[enkigrl.livejournal.com]

*grin* damn you for thwarting my seasonal wonder! i shall have to compare it to miraculous appearances of the virgin mary on tortillas or something instead.

and happy hanukkah right back atcha, thewmats