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satisfaction
Jul. 24th, 2003 08:40 amRight. I want witnesses. I want there to be a tour. I want this to be documented, so that when I'm up for beatification, this can count as one of my miracles.
The bathtub in Wes's bathroom is SHINY.
Wes, being a canny bastard, has figured out the secret - if you ask me to hang out, and you're cleaning/painting/peeling wallpaper/whatever, and there's more than enough nasty grunginess to go around, I will be comPELLed by my own madness to help out. More precisely, to clean like a meth freak. After many applications of toxic cleaner and a wallpaper scraper, I was able to CHISEL that skanky shit out of the bottom of the tub. Beauteous. The toilet is next - it terrifies me, but it also calllllls to me, with little sireny gurgles.
Hm. I need to get out of the house more. Not for my own sake, mind, but so that Graham can organize candlelit carpet picnics and get himself some living room nookie. Yeah.
The bathtub in Wes's bathroom is SHINY.
Wes, being a canny bastard, has figured out the secret - if you ask me to hang out, and you're cleaning/painting/peeling wallpaper/whatever, and there's more than enough nasty grunginess to go around, I will be comPELLed by my own madness to help out. More precisely, to clean like a meth freak. After many applications of toxic cleaner and a wallpaper scraper, I was able to CHISEL that skanky shit out of the bottom of the tub. Beauteous. The toilet is next - it terrifies me, but it also calllllls to me, with little sireny gurgles.
Hm. I need to get out of the house more. Not for my own sake, mind, but so that Graham can organize candlelit carpet picnics and get himself some living room nookie. Yeah.
