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My werewolf movie education feels like it's coming to a close. Watched The Howling, which had some very nice moments, even though I have difficulty sympathizing with blonde floofy-haired newscaster sorts, and Wolves of Wall Street, which was an amazingly cliched The Secret of My Success with steak tartar and male underwear models. If anyone has any suggestions for GOOD were-movies, let me know - I'm down to the DREGS.

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ZOMG SPOILERS!

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Oh, it is terrible, it is terrible TERRIBLE and I won't be responsible for any injuries caused by watching the terribility, but there's this fantastically over-the-top scene where four naughty WerewolfBrokers strip down to their matching boxer briefs and spend twenty poorly-edited minutes crawling on hands and knees toward two ever-so-edible-no-RILLY hookers. And eat them right UP, we are to assume. In an entirely heterosexual shoulder-to-shoulder feeding-frenzy-in-matching-boxer-shorts kinda way, hee. The camera tastefully fades to black before the WerewolfBrokerBuffetAndOrgy begins, though if I'm remembering right, we get gratuitous flashbacks clips of WerewolfAsses throughout the rest of the movie. I'm not sure - I was kind of a little bit drunk by that point. Booze was SO VERY required.

Re: ZOMG SPOILERS!

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With a little bit of booze, it is the BEST MOVIE EVER. Make sure you're prepared!