haloooooo the lj!

Mmm! Because I hate my telephone and drunk-dialing is against the introvert CODE, I will instead drunk-post. Or slightly-tipsy post. I'm watering my wine like some medieval trencher-sucker, all afraid of the evil spirits in pure H2O. I've also eaten a gigantic salad, so I feel rather cow-like. MmmmmmOOO! My stomach is all green inside.

How is everyone? How many people are still actually posting on LiveJournal? How many people have absconded to MySpace, which is, might I suggest, lame as hell and awkward to use and also something that I haven't checked in centuries? I'm not sure if I should end the previous statement with a question mark or a period. Such are the perils of the rambly stream-of-conscious ramble-post.

Also hyphens. Very perilous, the hyphen.

I am muchly elated, for I have today returned from the thrift store with a VERY workable skirt for my Halloween costume. It's complicated my life, being in an unforeseen color, but I shall make it work most cleverly. Yes? Maybe. Also in my thrifting journey, I acquired what can only be described as a Russian Military Elf Hat. Maybe when I'm slightly more sober, I'll take a picture. It kind of has to be shared.

Hello, LJ Loyalists, hello hello!