design flaw

Oh, Swanson Frozen Turkey Dinner, you are delicious. Except when the remove-me-and-eat-me-first-brownie batter melts down the inside of the cartoon between bus-stops and cooks onto the top of the turkey. Urk. Accidental mole.

I have contacts again, which is very strange. Peripheral vision! Automatic focus! Crazy squooshy jelly things in my eyes! My face looks colorless and unlined in the mirror. Must go to the club this weekend, so I can feel smug headbanging AND being-able-to-see at the SAME TIME.