i am the epitome of grace!

I tripped on the steps up into the back of the bus this morning. Hooked my toe under the top step, fell onto my right knee. Being the experienced klutz that I am, I collapsed from my knee to the floor, rolling to my back. It looks dramatic as hell, but it saves very much on the PAIN and BROKEN BONES. Sadly, the busdriver was not experienced in the ways of simple-pain-avoidance and had to call in my fall and make me fill out a card and talk to a supervisor and delay our whole journey by about fifteen minutes, so that I'd not end up suing for a bruised knee. I AM A CHAMPION!

I am hollowed after early morning adrenaline-rush. Time for COKE.