university of texas ticket office, can i help you?

Ha ha ha! We just got an early-morning customer service perkiness advising session. I'm trying to decide what exactly to do with the handouts the lady gave me. Burning seems too good for them. *Grin* Too funny - the woman giving the little speech absolutely loves me because I'm all smiley and cheerful and nodding and laughing at her lame jokes. Hee. I am a paragon of customerly service! She seems kind of uncomfortable with my advice, though, which consists of 'deceiving' people into being happy by grinning at them and blaming someone else. That's what works, missy. You may like the grumpy people of the world and genuinely want to help them, but I'm not a nice person. It's one big game to me - every time I can get a customer to apologize to ME, I get a point. And they all love me for it.

Tomorrow is moving moving moving day! Tonight is packing packing packing night. I meant to finish it all last night, but I am lazy. Either I'm almost done and I'll be finished in under two hours or I'll be packing thru the wee hours of the morn - it's impossible to tell. AND I have to decide what to do with the Prize Box, heh. If anyone wants to rummage thru it...*Grin*. C'mon...lots of gumball machine toys! A pretty gold picture frame! Some absolutely STUNNING burnt-orange polo shits - very handy if you wanna sneak into the football stadium and plant a bomb. Two, count 'em, TWO lunchboxes - one from the Chicago Institute of Art, one emblazoned with Willow Ufgood and Madmartigan. Peck!

ETA: The spell-checker is okay with 'Madmartigan.' You gotta wonder about that...