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knickknack paddywhack
Mar. 21st, 2003 11:57 amSo it is a day. Life tromps tediously by, as I contemplate applying at art-and-craft-supply stores for new and exciting jobs.
Pros:
Get to wear jeans and t-shirts.
Get my VERY OWN APRON. I love these things. Though it had better also have pockets, or I will sew them on myself.
Get to eventually move up the ranks into Asst. Manager-type positions, after which I will go on to RULE THE WORLD.
Lots of small things to shoplift. Paints fit very nicely into apron-pockets.
Cons:
Every one of these places seems to be ruled by vengeful middle-aged women who have frittered their lives away making pom-pom animals and rubber-stamp art, and now feel the need to crush their employees under their sensible shoes. They're making up for ineptly raising their teenagers, I think. Hmmph. It could be a mighty battle, though - Katie vs. The Suburban Mom. Would y'all dish out the cash to see that on Pay-Per-View?
( quizzish silliness )
Pros:
Get to wear jeans and t-shirts.
Get my VERY OWN APRON. I love these things. Though it had better also have pockets, or I will sew them on myself.
Get to eventually move up the ranks into Asst. Manager-type positions, after which I will go on to RULE THE WORLD.
Lots of small things to shoplift. Paints fit very nicely into apron-pockets.
Cons:
Every one of these places seems to be ruled by vengeful middle-aged women who have frittered their lives away making pom-pom animals and rubber-stamp art, and now feel the need to crush their employees under their sensible shoes. They're making up for ineptly raising their teenagers, I think. Hmmph. It could be a mighty battle, though - Katie vs. The Suburban Mom. Would y'all dish out the cash to see that on Pay-Per-View?
( quizzish silliness )
