epic battles of light and darkness. okay, not really.
Beautiful brolly! You of the wooden handle and the elegant unfolding and the bat-like edges!
I left my umbrella on the bus this morning. A well-spoken man wearing an upside-down pentagram and reading the Federalist Papers distracted me. He was obviously a minion of Satan, charged with the mission of getting my head wet.
There are worse ways to start your day, I guess. Now I'm kinda wishing I'd still been wearing my WWJD bracelet. It would have made for a fascinating conversation.
I left my umbrella on the bus this morning. A well-spoken man wearing an upside-down pentagram and reading the Federalist Papers distracted me. He was obviously a minion of Satan, charged with the mission of getting my head wet.
There are worse ways to start your day, I guess. Now I'm kinda wishing I'd still been wearing my WWJD bracelet. It would have made for a fascinating conversation.
